Chinese Proverbs...

Started by Tiger, July 14, 2007, 07:59:14 AM

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Tiger

 ;D Subject: Chinese Proverbs

>>   Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>>   Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>>   Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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>>   Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>>   Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>>   Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>>   Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>>   Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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>>   War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>>   Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>>   Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>>   It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>>   Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>>   Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>>   Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!
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>>   Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>>   Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>>   Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

Sable

You forgot my most favorite one....

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woman who dance with jockstrap have much ballroom.
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~John
1982 Yamaha Vision
1982 Motobecane 50V
1975 Kawasaki H-1
1972 Rokon Trailbreaker

kiawrench

tiger--- that last one strikes sort of close to home ,lmao !!!!!!!!



not quite that short, but dang near it !
keep your bike running,your beer cold ,and your passport handy.all are like money in the bank .