Alligator Shoes

[ColinthePilot]

A young blonde woman was driving through the
Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted
to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes
in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay
the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde
declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch
my own alligator and get a pair of shoes
for free!". The shopkeeper said with a sly smile,
"Well little lady, why don't you go on
and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to
catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving
home, he spots the same young woman standing waist
deep in the murky water, gun in hand. As he brings his
car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature
and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were
7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily
and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in
frustration :


"SHIT! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

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