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Started by ps2/bikevision, July 27, 2007, 12:59:09 PM

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The Tree Hugger     
While walking through the Stone Mountain State Park woods a man came upon
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.     
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity,what the heck are you doing?"     
"Shh.... I'm listening to the music of the tree,"the other man replied in a whisper.     
"You gotta be kiddin' me!!" said the first man.     
"No, would you like to give it a try?" replied the hugger of the tree.     
Understandably curious about this never heard of phenomenon, the man says, "Well, OK."   
He wrapped his arms around the large tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, and car keys then stripped him bucknaked and left.     
Two hours later another "nature lover" strolled by,saw this poor guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "Dude!! What the hell happened to you?"     
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there and how he was tricked and robbed of all his clothes, money, and even his car!   
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear, and said,   

".....This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."

YellowJacket!



Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)

YellowJacket!

was that Stone Mountain State Park or Brokeback Mountain State Park?

:o

David


Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)