Canada/US Relations...

[vadasz1]

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Canadian Rockies, were
an American guy, a Canadian guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,the American
has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde
in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me in
the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead,

The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack the American again.

[williamruck]

 :D nice

[Rick G]

I'm not going to say anything, I might get lynched!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D