A Prayer For The Stressed

[joevacc]

  A Prayer for the Stressed!
 
  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
  the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
  and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
  to kill today because they pissed me off.

  And also, help me to  be careful of the toes I step on
  today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
  to kiss tomorrow.

  Help me to always give 100% at work....
  12% on Monday
  23% on Tuesday
  40% on Wednesday
  20% on Thursday
  5% on Fridays

  And help me to remember.....
  When I'm having a really bad day
  and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
  that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
  only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

  Amen

[YellowJacket!]

heh heh heh.... posted it on my locker.

David