Near Death Experience

[Tiger]

 ;D  Near Death Experience
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> A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
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> While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
> Seeing God she asked  'Is my time up?'
> God said,  'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live
>
> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have
> a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
>
> She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
> teeth!
> Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
> make the most of it.
> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
>
> While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance!!!
>
> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
> 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?''
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> God replied:
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>
>
> .......''I didn't recognize you.''  :o ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[YellowJacket!]

LOL...Good one tiger.

Gotta admit though that it shocked me when I saw the title of the post by you.  My first thought was your backache.  :o

David