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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.........................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone

Athletic................................No boobs

Average looking.............................Ugly

Beautiful.......................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure......................On medication

Feminist...................................Fat

Free spirit.................................Junkie

Friendship first............Gettin' nothin' tonight

Fun.......................................Annoying

New-age...............Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned.........................No BJs

Open-minded..............................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate..............................Sloppy drunk

Voluptuous...............................Very Fat

Large frame..............................Hugely Fat

Wants soulmate.............................Stalker

Homebody...................................Has kids



WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?



MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. You look nice.=I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay