Saturday funny... (Risque!!!)

[Tiger]

;D A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs,and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."



" Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says:
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[munkyfistfight]

Took me a minute. I was trying to figure out which breakfast item comes from a cat. LOL. Stupid daylight savings time.

[Coil Coyle]

Took me a minute. I was trying to figure out which breakfast item comes from a cat. LOL. Stupid daylight savings time.

Food that comes from Cats = Cat Hair
;D
Coil