alligator shoes

[The Prophet of Doom]

A blonde walked into a shoe store wanting to buy some new alligator shoes. The clerk quoted a price of $250.

The blonde replied, "That's outrageous! There is no way I will pay that kind of money for a pair of shoes. I can shoot an alligator and get shoes for less than that."

The clerk answered, "Well then, I think you should do that."

Later that day, the clerk was driving through the bayou and found the blonde standing waist deep in the swamp with a rifle pointed at a huge, mean-looking alligator swimming toward her. She pointed the gun and shot it, then dragged it out of the water.

The clerk was surprised to see 20 additional dead alligators lying on their backs. The blonde rolled over the alligator that she had just shot and exclaimed, "DARN! That one isn't wearing shoes either!"